It's 8.30am and I can hear my boy crying in his bedroom, but since I'm still tired (although he let me sleep in), I'm reluctunt to go...
Finally, I can't stand him fussying anymore -- his crying sounds more like screaming by then -- and that's what I see... Or smell...
And I tell him: "Oh, my boy pooped... Good job!"
And then I see his naked bottom and I DON'T like it, even though I'm still not quite sure what's going on...
Then, I see his CLEAN diaper next to his bed and something that looks like poop...
By then I KNEW exactly what's happened and I DEFINITELY don't like it...
My boy is literally COVERED in poop!
So, what do I do? I pick him up -- making sure he's NOT going to touch me (didn't happen) and yell for Mom, but can't hear any response from her...
So I yell again and am heading towards her bathroom, hoping she'll be there...
She's THERE...
I explain to her briefly what happened and put my boy in the bathtub...
And go upstairs to bring some clean clothes for Olivier...
Upstairs, I'm realizing, that this would make a REALLY good and catchy blog story, so as I gather the stuff I need for Ollie's bath, I take my camera and rush downstairs, where Mom already managed to clean his teeth --
yeah, he ate some poop -- and hands.
I take FIRST picture (above)...
Then, I go upstairs again and face the REALITY...
Pretty harsh...
Then I'm starting to clean EVERYTHING...
First, scraping Ollie's poop from the blankets and toys that were in his bed and then double wash them in the washer...
After that I take care of his bed -- that was the most challenging job, since I didn't want to wet it more than necessary
and since it was dirty all over (as you can tell).
Then, I have to eliminate odor... Somehow..
Then, I have to eliminate odor... Somehow..
Last thing on my list is vacuuming the carpet,
so he won't play with it EVER again in the future...
Since it NOT a Play - Doh... :)
I'm DONE by 10.30... Pretty fast...
And PRETTY funny when I think of it now... :)
I'm DONE by 10.30... Pretty fast...
And PRETTY funny when I think of it now... :)
I hate when they cry in the middle of the night and you have to finction on groggy sleep and clean it all and get back to bed. You did a good job! Now, none of that can surprise you again and you will get faster too, if you can believe it!
ReplyDeleteOjej impreza niezla. Ale Oli placze tak zalosnie, ze widac skruche. Buziaczki wielkie przesylamy ! M&T
ReplyDeleteI don't want it to happen again!!!
ReplyDelete:)
That is so funny that one of the first things you thought of was your blog! I probably would've done the same. You did do a good job cleaning up. Brent's sister doesn't have a washing machine, and I always think of her when I hear of things like this and I'm grateful for my washer and dryer!
ReplyDeleteOh the things I have to look forward too...
ReplyDeleteEww!! Thankfully I've never had to clean anything like that up. You handled it so well, I'm amazed!! What would life be like without little boys..
ReplyDeleteThat is crazy...I am laughing so hard!!!! you are incredible! Poor Ollie
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOSH...HILARIOUS GIRL!!!!
ReplyDeleteYOU POOR THING!